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eather Anne Halpert
Some Books I Haven’t Written:
+ more by Heather Anne’s in our print issue. Drag selection over text to by-pass graphics.
- Some Categories of Unpaid Work, Reading, and Wearing Pants like a Flaneur
- Some Memory Palaces I Used To Know
- World Domination Through Mapping, Artificial Memory, and Panoptical Vision
- Junk Drawer Caches of the Unclassifiable
- Collections, Taxonomies, Fantasies of Power Through Knowledge, the Database, and the Still Life
- The Database Form, Reading Like Looking, the Human Computer Interface and Haptic Vision
- Byte Strings, Base eight, and the Webbed Spaces Between My Fingers
- Technology or Idolatry, Or: Why Pee In a Pot?
- The Revolt of the Objects, the Sorcerer’s Apprentice, and Humanity Pulverized By Smart Metates and Bulletproof Vests
- A Lordly Dish of Butter, Again
- Posing a Problem: The Disordered Still Life, the Hostile User Interface, and Other Species of Eternal Life
- Against (and for) the Wunderkammer, Translation, Transition, Transi Tombs, and Sea Changes
- Translation, Transcription, Quotation, and Transubstantiation
- Translation, Quotation, and Emotion: Telling a True Story With Someone Else’s Words
- Compost, Verdures, Local Bestiaries, and the Posthumous City of Judgmental Guinea Pigs
- Unearned Confidence, Mortality and Monumentality, Good Taste, and Polonius’s Supper in the Simultaneous Present
- Avoiding Solipsism From the Center of the Universe
- My Resting Heart Rate Over Three Years
- Quantum Entanglement, the Asymmetrically Winged Chariot, and the Growth Difference between Vaster, Medium Big, and Very Small Vegetable Loves
- Witnesses and Spectators
- The Sun As Witness and A Stop Frame Animation of Time
- Robert Smithson, Voracious Feminine Lust, Tupac, Betty Boop, and the Heart as Big as a Whale
- Bonobo Porn, Birthday Cake, Enthusiasm, and Excusable Pica
- Slapstick Minimalism, Mirrors, Farce, Friction, and the Moral Ideal
- Gravity and Time’s Arrow, Or: The Exploding Blunderbuss and the Windowsill Where Pies Cool and Pots Fall
- Springs, Petards, Boomerangs, and the Virtue in Never Being Wrong
- Nested Photographs of Things
- Panofsky, Early Modern Visual Culture, Allegories, Categories, and Allergies
- Ink
- Some Multiple Choice Questions About Art for Which I have Answers Prepared in Advance